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Recent Movie Reviews

My Little Parody: FWBIM My Little Parody: FWBIM

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ugh, disgusting! One cannot simply fap to ponies!

*goes and flips on torture porn*


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I love the way it deals with such deep and complex issues, resulting in a narrative about life and morality.

Oh yeah, dick jokes.

SpeedoSausage responds:

And that is essentially my sense of humor in a nutshell.

I Message I Message

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm glad to see you still retain all your humor and talent even without 100,000 dicks all over the screen.

Homo-eroticism still present...

Recent Game Reviews

Sierra 7 Sierra 7

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Excellent work.

Onslaught: Defend home! Onslaught: Defend home!

Rated 3 / 5 stars


Is my "Holy Handgun" an Israeli Desert Eagle, or a shotgun? It looks like a Desert Eagle, which fires .50 AE rounds. However it's projectiles spread as if it used shotgun shells.

Or is it like the Taurus Judge, only as an automatic?

Greenbean121 responds:

it IS a desert eagle. I'm trying to make it so the bullets don't "spread" The problem is that the shape of the enemy is such that if the crosshairs come near an enemy, the game thinks it's over the enemy. This is rather infuriating..

Classic Maze Classic Maze

Rated 2 / 5 stars


God sent you from heaven to waste my time, didn't He?

Recent Audio Reviews

M.O.A.B. M.O.A.B.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That part at 1:00 in... /orgasm

.:A New Life:. .:A New Life:.

Rated 4 / 5 stars

7s er 8s er something?

If, I had to have one complaint, it would be that the build up (or whatever the correct term is for it) is a bit slow. Not in tempo, but as in the time it goes before adding a new element to the beat, if that makes sense.
Nonethless, I like it. Great background music while I'm reading. ;)

.:Under The Sea:. .:Under The Sea:.

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Gets Very Nice

Why is it I'm always giving your stuff a 7?
At any rate, I liked the end, briefly while it lasted. My gripe would be that the build-up is too slow. While I do like build-ups, I found myself wanting to skip later into the track when I expected it would kick up, to see what the next addition was.

Recent Art Reviews

Bunny Punch Bunny Punch

Rated 4 / 5 stars


If this is what happens when you have Trix, eat that shit up!